Shooty Fruity – Pre-Orders Open
Are you ready to become a lean mean fruit-killing machine?
For a *limited time only, you can receive these bonus **benefits:
*19th December – 19th January
**Disclaimer: Not guaranteed to make you better at your job.
We’ve stuck explosive dynamite in unassuming teddy bears, so light the fuse by tearing its head off and lobbing it at oncoming fruit. More powerful and more adorable than the average grenade. We recommend not shipping them off to customers however, we could do without the lawsuit.
Golden Guns Skin Pack
For the magpies, Bond wannabes and pretty much everyone who wants to look badass, we’ve got a shiny golden skin pack for all your weapons.
Exclusive content for PlayStationVR owners
Because why not? Choose between three different beautiful fruit faces as your theme.
Honour the memories of your slain foes by wearing their faces. Sounds far grimmer than it is.
Either way, get the game. Thanks.
See you next week for your induction,
If you haven’t seen the frankly ludicrous efforts of one of our employees yet, check out the video below:
While you wait to start your first shift, check out an overview of Shooty Fruity on our website, find us on Facebook and Twitter, reach us via our dedicated subreddit and find the latest trailers and videos on YouTube.
*Buy the game between December 19 and January 19
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